12/05/04

so me and Pepito are driving home from Taco Bell on August 12th 2004 and right in the middle of the road there is this constrution cone and he swerves and misses it and I say dude we should go back and nab that thing so we turn a round and the cone isn't in the road anymore its in the grass by the cemetery so we drive into the cemetery and I walk over to grab it and this house near the place has a garage full of people watching me so I play it cool and yell back to Pepito as a car drives by "oh that wasn't her in that car" acting like that was the reason I was standing there I'm not going to grab this cone I mean I already have a criminal record for speeding so Pepito says hes going after it and I could pass up a photo op like this so here is Pepito in all his grace grabbing the cone and running.

11/20/04

I would just like to know if anyone eles agrees with me on this...ok I have this friend lets call him...Pepito and I think he looks just like Lance Bass let me show you, here now do you see what I'm saying? I know I'm not the only one that thinks this

10/29/04

so I just got my computer back from the guy up town he wiped it out for me so its like a brand new computer now. why do people call fountains water fountains...I mean what eles are they going to have in them lava? I mean come on when you hear the word fountain I mean you don't really have to call it a "water" fountain...it saves you two syllables and oxygen and with all the rain forest being destroyed we need that oxygen.

10/15/04

I finally got my computer back from the guy up town I had 363 spyware ande 486 adware that they found I told them not to wipe the thing out because they wanted too but I have too many great songs on here. so in short watch out for spyware and adware stuff because you'll have to clear your whole hard drive.

10/10/04

One Year

10/01/04

So wednesday after school I leave my pants with my wallet in the locker room on a bench I get back Anthony Halt is leaving right when I enter and I ask him "hey you steal anything?" he says "no" so I get dressed and leave go to work go to church then after church Downing, Stuck (who is single), Kyle and I hit up the bell I place my order look in my wallet...nothing...somebody took all my money when I left my pants in the locker room ...I am pissed, and I filled out this paper in the office so it could have been Anthony or Bubba....those two I saw just standing around...but anybody could have came in I was gone for 30minutes...but Anothony...if you lied to me and stole then went to church that same wednesday night...not only will Il be pissed but so will God...(not saying that you did it or anything

09/24/04

you ever get change back from the cashier and they put the bills in your hand first then the coins...I mean isn't that a hasle to put away...if they bills were on top it would be easy to slide the money in the wallet then have your hand full of coins right into the pocket instead you gotta set the wallet down put the coins away then the bills...

08/13/04

alright has anyone seen these new Wendy's commercials with this unofficial spokesperson...I mean hes in so many of these commercials and hes always talking about Wendy's...I mean in my book that kinda seems like hes "official" I mean if hes not the spokesperson...then who is? its friday the 13th

08/03/04/A.D.

Alright so I've been sick latly I had some throat problem then it moved to the mouth and it just really sucks so all I was eating really was yogurt and I started eating Trix yogurt because I love the stuff...and appearently that dirtothing...somebody tond hid the kids trix and bumped his head so he can't tell them where he hid the trix so it was up to me to solve the jungle jumble...so I did...if you ever wonder what KANNUFRUTESSTONEAAHAPPEYLEEF means...all you gotta do is cross out every striped letter which leaves KNURTSTNAHPELE...which then I just read it backwards...and this is what I got

07/16/04/A.D.

well I got to hand it to the City of Wauseon (the city you'll take to heart)...they built a new skate park...and are trying to build a wal-mart super center, the field of dreams might be picking up alittle bit after about ten years...and (this ones my favorite) the new movie theater...I hear is supose to be done in the fall...but its not looking like it...the good thing about the new theater is its all year 'round unlike the drive-in and its going to be right next to wal-mart so we can buy candy and pop at wal-mart then sneek it in to the theater and save alot of money...but by the time that place is up and running I'll probably be in college.

07/09/04/A.D.

alright so on lunch break like on monday...I go to taco bell and I go to order the usual number 10 and I only see 1-8 and my heart drops...but then I see that number ten is now the number two...which I guess is ok but I mean I feel sorry for all the number two lovers because they got kicked off the menu...

07/02/04/A.D.

So I went to court on the 30th of June at 9am...and we get there and we go into the court room which was really like a real court room just smaller and this lady did the "all rise for the honorable Judge" thing...it was kinda weird because there was only about 9 people in the room so I was the first case so My mom is sitting next to me and my dad is behind us (we are sitting in the tables like in a real court...yes both my parents were there) and Bumb just did all the legal talk and stuff and then told me to slow it down and I had to pay $100 and sixty of it was for court fees...so now all I gotta do is get my driving back from my parents and I'm a free man again...

06/28/04/A.D.

so I was on vacation all last week and as I was on vacation I learned something...pepsi, look close at that picture...notice anything? did you see any Dr. Pepper in that picture?...I know I didn't...so if pepsi doesn't own Dr. Pepper and Coke has Mr. Pibb then just who does the Doctor roll with? maybe this will help...thats right apparently the Doctor has been hanging with 7up I think that Pepper should, without a second thought, hop on the pepsi train it just makes more sence everytime you see a pepsi machince its gotta have the Doc! I mean come one 7up?!...what do they got? Canada Dry? I mean who wants anything from Canada...Canada sucks...dude if you ask me I'd say the Doctor is hanging with the wrong crowd I can't be alone on this issue...someone has got to agree with me that the Doc needs to hook up with Pepsi and the Dew...what a perfect team...Dr. Pepper, Pepsi, and Mountain Dew.

06/11/04/A.D.

So this past week America has been mourning one of our most beloved people...yes we will all miss Ray Charles. so any way we got these new channels on our cable awhile ago and I've been watching that food channel with that one cook Emeril Lagasse and the guy comes out at the begining of the show shaking everyones hands and touching everything...then he walks right to the stove and starts cooking!...am I the only one that finds this kinda gross?!

06/04/04/A.D.

So now that I'm working full time in the summer...I listen to the radio more because thats all we got and I was wondering why is country so seperate from the other types of music...like if I listen to mix 98.1 I'd hear rock, techno, rap, all that stuff but no country...and on MTV they don't play country and CMT is even an all country music channel...why not combind and save a channel for like...a movie channel or something...non-stop James Bond or something...

05/22/04/A.D.

well I got nothing to do anymore so I figured I'd say something, so I heard the new version of the Love song by Finger Eleven...it sounds just like The Cure if your going to make a cover your supose to change it alittle and put your own artistic veiw on the song, I think Anberlin made the best version.

05/21/04/A.D.

ok so I got my mini-fridge yesterday I just forgot to tell you...so I hear a Dukes Of Hazzard movie could be in the making...sounds pretty cool huh...thats what I thought till I found out that Paul Walker "Justin Hogerfe" and Ashton Kutcher "Punk'd" are going to be playing Bo and Luke...so there goes that movie...(I hate Punk'd its up there is Viva La Bam as most hated show why dosen't MTV just stick to music seeing as how its music televison)

05/20/04/A.D.

You may be wondering why I have not updated latly well last thursday 05/13/04/A.D. I was going home from Whitney's house and it was around 10:50 so I needed to make up time because I had to be home at 11:00 (its a 20 min drive) so I did exactly what Mr. Fritz told us NOT to do, and I used my car as a time machine and picked up the speed to make up for the lost time...well unlike McFly instead of 88mph I went 90mph and well I was on C inbetween 17 and 18 when I noticed some red and blue lights in my rear veiw mirror...well my first thoughts were oh &*^% I'm dead...then I thought maybe its not me he's after...well 06/30/04/A.D. @ 9:00 A.M. I will be going to court to see Judge Bumb...so my mother isn't to happy with me and I just got the computer back a week later...I think I'm looking at 3-6 months with out driving...OUCH!

05/08/04/A.D.

So I just saw Van Helsing last night with Tim and Landon(the first monster Van Helsing fights in the moive is Mr. Hyde aka Dr. Henry Jekyll) anyway...I just want to say that the people in the theaters are very fickle...I mean so the guy hits his head on something...why are you laughing...so Tim, Landon and I were kinda mocking the crowd we were with, so when people laughed I would laugh longer and louder and Tim would clap...this one person we heard laughed like Woody the Woodpecker that had to have been the high light of the night so then when Abraham Van Helsing goes to kiss Anna Valerious Tim's like lets clapps so we started clapping and the crowd goes with it and starts to clap it was funny...

04/30/04/A.D.

OH man I can not wait for Spider-man 2 to come out June 30th oh dude that looks sweet oh by the way I got my mini fridge comming in the mail only 16 short weeks and BOOM it'll be here!

04/27/04/A.D.

I've been slacking latly this year I think I have writers block...the only thing that is happening to me at this moment in life is Dew U...and I mean theres really nothing to say about that exacept if you have any points e-mail them or IM them to me...thats really it...

04/09/04/A.D.

Sorry I havn't done one for a real long time but nothings really happened but I did win Vice President of my class which rocks thats really all that I can think of...ROCK!

03/19/04/A.D.

So we took the OGT this week...you ever feel sorry for pringles...I mean Lays just kinda stole there idea completely I mean now lays has "stax" and normal Pringles only has ...pringles...I think I even saw chocolate pringles from Hersheys they are called "swoops" I mean come on Pringles is the inventor so lay off of them Lays and Hersheys

03/12/04/A.D.

ok so I've seen alot of this around my whole life and its time to fix it all the tall scary green guy that has the bults in his neck is not known as Frankenstein ok its Frankenstein's Monster.Victor Frankenstien was the scientist that created the monster...it really doesn't have a name...so I thought I could just patch that up all though Feed My Frankenstein is a good song it is incorrect I'm sorry Alice

03/09/04/A.D.

So I was on lunch break saturday and I headed to McDonalds (I like Taco Bell better) so I go in order a double cheese burger, value frie, and two apple pies...and wouldn't you know it they are out of apple pies...everytime I go to Micky D's they never have apple pies and I have to wait 12 min."Do you want a cherry pie?" NO I DON'T WANT CHERRY if I wanted cherry I would have asked for cherry wouldn't I? well I'm sick of it...can we please have some apple pies always ready? is that too much to ask?

02/27/04/A.D.

Earlyer this week my Mother bought me some of those 8oz(237ml) Mountain Dews or as I like to call them "shot glasses" because wal-mart was sold out of the 30 packs which they get in every friday...I always get there late luckly today I don't have school so I'm going to go early and see if there is still some left. any way these little Dews suck...don't get me wrong I like the idea of down sizing something for once instead of more unhealthy pop...but this is just not enough pop like tuesday I was driving and drinking one of them and I ran out and I started thinking man I could have four more ouces left in here...

02/20/04/A.D.

Last tuesday my blue and black nail that I smashed finally fell off I smashed it on friday novermber 28th and it stayed like that for 82 days where it finally came off, I was scratching my face and I felt it lift off so I just bent it back and it came off real easy.

02/13/04/A.D.

do you remember back in the 90's when you could walk into a fast food place and order a small drink, fries, and so on...well where has the small size gone...at Micky D's they completely killed the small and bumped medium to the bottom so its medium, large and super size...hmmm and we wonder why America is getting so fat cuz everyone's cutting out the size small I blame the dollar menu but man I'm not going to lie to you I love that menu...but sometimes I'm not too hungry and could just go for a small fry but whenever I say small fry they give me a medium...Today is Friday the 13th...

02/06/04/A.D.

sorry for the whole "didn't do one last week" thing but I'm back...glove compartments...does anyone actually put gloves in these compartments in mine I got a flashlight,napkins,regestration to the car mumbojumbo. but no gloves...I've even seen a pellet gun in a glove compartment but never gloves.

01/23/04/A.D.

alright I've heard about enough of this little myth and Adam has got to set it straight once and for all ok everybody listen up in Mountain Dew the last ingredient is yellow five let me tell you one thing...the only thing yellow 5 does is make mountain dew look yellow and thats it! It does not lower your sperm count ok...so now all you scared kids can drink Dew again so relax.

01/16/04/A.D.

so whats up with people these days not putting AD after the date...ok I'll admit I'm one of them but not any more...a little info for you A.D. stands for Anno Domini which is latin for "In The Year of the Lord" ...which makes you think...what year is it for Jewish people? and shouldn't the new year begin on christmas? why do we wait six days before the new year? you know the year doesn't even end when the ball drops we still have six hours after it we just take those six and toss 'em together ever four years to make a 24 hour day...some know it as leap day Feduary 29th I believe this year is a leap year...yeah the 29th is a sunday.

01/09/04

Capital Letters...where are they? All I see these days are lowercase what happened I was watching an MTV show and at the end of it even the credits were lowercase I'm thinking give those proper nouns the respect they deserve! are people getting too lazy to even hit the shift key? I tell you if we let our proper nouns stay lowercase...then the terrorists have won

01/02/04

Got a little flaw in Wauseon I would like to bring to everyone's attention the drive-in movie theater...why is it closed down...I was told it would close because the field of dream's lights at night would ruin the movie...well where the hell are these "Lights" sounds to me like the drive-in could have been running all thses years and now that I'm 16 with a big kid permit I could go to the drive-in and have myself a nice makeout spot but no instead this so called field of dreams (which is still a dream, and has ruined my dreams) must be build for kids to play baseball instead, fair...I think not, now that I got that out of the way just remember:
Bucky Beltasaurus says "Buckle Up Fulton County"