Friday, January 23, 2004

01/23/04/A.D.

alright I've heard about enough of this little myth and Adam has got to set it straight once and for all ok everybody listen up in Mountain Dew the last ingredient is yellow five let me tell you one thing...the only thing yellow 5 does is make mountain dew look yellow and thats it! It does not lower your sperm count ok...so now all you scared kids can drink Dew again so relax.

Friday, January 16, 2004

01/16/04/A.D.

so whats up with people these days not putting AD after the date...ok I'll admit I'm one of them but not any more...a little info for you A.D. stands for Anno Domini which is latin for "In The Year of the Lord" ...which makes you think...what year is it for Jewish people? and shouldn't the new year begin on christmas? why do we wait six days before the new year? you know the year doesn't even end when the ball drops we still have six hours after it we just take those six and toss 'em together ever four years to make a 24 hour day...some know it as leap day Feduary 29th I believe this year is a leap year...yeah the 29th is a sunday.

Friday, January 9, 2004

01/09/04

Capital Letters...where are they? All I see these days are lowercase what happened I was watching an MTV show and at the end of it even the credits were lowercase I'm thinking give those proper nouns the respect they deserve! are people getting too lazy to even hit the shift key? I tell you if we let our proper nouns stay lowercase...then the terrorists have won

Friday, January 2, 2004

01/02/04

Got a little flaw in Wauseon I would like to bring to everyone's attention the drive-in movie theater...why is it closed down...I was told it would close because the field of dream's lights at night would ruin the movie...well where the hell are these "Lights" sounds to me like the drive-in could have been running all thses years and now that I'm 16 with a big kid permit I could go to the drive-in and have myself a nice makeout spot but no instead this so called field of dreams (which is still a dream, and has ruined my dreams) must be build for kids to play baseball instead, fair...I think not, now that I got that out of the way just remember:
Bucky Beltasaurus says "Buckle Up Fulton County"